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Leave a putt short, play the pink ball. Real, playable golf balls built on golf's oldest piece of trash talk.


Every pack comes with a user guide, but here's the short version.
Putt dies before the cup? Congratulations. That's a Sally, and everyone saw it.
Your buddies hand over the Sally Ball. No appeals, no committee, no mercy.
Finish the hole with it — or the whole round, if your group is ruthless. Then make sure it's not you next time.


Ready to play straight out of the pouch — and small enough to fit in a golf bag pocket or a birthday card. Nobody likes a three-putt. Everybody likes watching one.
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Weekly game getting stale? Add a penalty with teeth. Bachelor parties have already figured this out.

Except humility. Birthdays, Father's Day, the buddy who won't stop talking about his handicap.

Prize packs, tee gifts, a penalty hole everyone talks about at the 19th. Bulk orders →
“Finally, a golf ball that says what my playing partners are thinking. Bought a dozen for our weekly foursome — best purchase ever.”
Patrick M. · Weekend warrior
“Our charity tournament needed something different. Sally Balls delivered — literally.”
Jordan T. · Tournament director
“Got these for my husband for Father's Day. He laughed so hard he forgot to be mad about his double bogey.”
Sofia R. · Gift buyer
An impulse buy at the register, a prize pack for your scramble, a laugh on every green. Wholesale pricing and custom tournament orders available.





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